Facts About Northport

1. All the HODs are so stressed out, they either grow white hair or having none at all.
   

2. Management principle - "Good things must come cheap, 'Not so' good things must come FREE".
   

3. NMB worked like hell to make little money, KN is losing money, while NCB is spending all the money.
   

4. Standard greetings to staffs working in shift - "Kerja bila?"
   

5. Standard management response when asked about anything - "Waiting for approval".
   

6. Standard reply to customers complain - "System down".
   

7. Standard excuse if late for meeting - "Stuck at train crossing".
   

8. First thing boss ask when he calls on the phone - "Oi! Where ARE you?"
   

9. Fastest way to get promotion - join the MIC party.
   

10. Common method of implementation - Everything evaluate first. Later test then roll out to users. The best part is, it will be come critical suddenly - and done on a pathetic P3 machine.
    

11. Nobody will be sacked, they just get transferred to cold storage departments and assigned boring task until they quit voluntarily.