Ten things make you realize you're old (men)

1. Hair grows everywhere on your face, except the top of your head.

2. You obtained the complimentary PJK title (perut-jalan-kedepan).

3. Going to work meaning to endure and survive the everyday traffic jam.

4. You pay your own income tax, door tax, food tax, service tax, and other taxes.

5. You knew latest market price for petrol, groceries, meat, chicken, fish, vegetables etc.

6. You send your children to school, meet with the teacher and said to yourself, "What a hot chick" while having a fantasy about her.

7. When you look at women, you make an effort to 'accidentally' stare at their chest.

8. You bought toys for your children and ends up playing it yourself. Okay, except Barbie dolls.

9. You get irritated when other people using fancy ringtones. IF they want to hear music, listen to radios. Sheesh.

10. You join Facebook to seek your long-lost school/college/university girl friend.